What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 12:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Blood test detects multiple cancer types through cell-free DNA - Medical Xpress

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Does centrifugal force teach us about gravity?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The One Habit an Oncologist Recommends Everyone Add by Age 40 - Eat This Not That

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Nutritionists Reveal the Surprising Amount of Protein You Actually Need - AOL.com

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Android 16 launched without its coolest features and I'm genuinely annoyed - Android Police

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why are US customs agents so talkative? I cringed hard when a US customs agent asked me if I was on vacation. He doesn’t need to know why I went to another country as long as I am a U.S. citizen.

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Is the timing of OpenAI’s deployment of Times-trained multimodal models coinciding with Microsoft’s boost in market capitalization in the past year just a coincidence?

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why is there a lack of affordable housing in the USA despite a surplus of empty homes?

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Apple’s latest AirPods Pro with USB-C just received a $70 discount - The Verge

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

They put up a sign reading

Can you explain the meaning of "mint condition" in relation to antiques or collectibles?

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is your review of X-Men '97 season 1?

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...