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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 12:37

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Does centrifugal force teach us about gravity?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The One Habit an Oncologist Recommends Everyone Add by Age 40 - Eat This Not That
Then came..
Loons and Moons
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Nutritionists Reveal the Surprising Amount of Protein You Actually Need - AOL.com
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
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Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why is there a lack of affordable housing in the USA despite a surplus of empty homes?
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Can you explain the meaning of "mint condition" in relation to antiques or collectibles?
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is your review of X-Men '97 season 1?
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...